DRUNKENNESS BEER ALCOHOL LIQUOR ALE

Getting drunk will cause slurred speech and loss of control over your
bodily functions.  Drunkenness will wear off automatically over time.
Kallisti does not condone consumption of alcohol in any manner virtual or
otherwise.  Do NOT try this at home. The DRUNK command will show you how
drunk you are when you are drunk. It will also show your hunger and
thirst level.

Usage: drunk

See Also:  FUBAR, AA